When you’re out there on the prowl this weekend, be smart about it – and avoid these surefire loser pick-up lines:

  • “Good thing I brought my library card because I am checking you out.”
     
  • “I’m a butt man and you got the goods.”
     
  • “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
     
  • “You don’t remember me? Oh, that’s right. We’ve only met in my dreams.”
     
  • “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
     
  • "My buddy wants to know if you think I'm cute."
     
  • "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."
     
  • "You're like Costco on a Saturday and I want all the samples."